He’s empty and she’s heartless.

He’s empty and she’s heartless.

Oh my god please kill me.

Me at my girlfriend’s grandpa’s funeral.

Me at my girlfriend’s grandpa’s funeral.

Why do people talk about killing time, when time actually kills them slowly?

Why do people talk about killing time, when time actually kills them slowly?

When something really scares you so much you poop your pants.

When something really scares you so much you poop your pants.

Where do fat people get their genetics?

Where do fat people get their genetics?

If you weren’t sure why Detroit failed as a city, here’s another fact for you.

If you weren’t sure why Detroit failed as a city, here’s another fact for you.

this.

this.

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SHEEEIIIT